sprinkleofglitr:

 

sprinkleofglitr:

 

I should just not be allowed pants with holes anywhere near the knees all I do is put my foot through them. 

englishsnow:

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

ghostthatannoysyou:

Sleepsong, for anon 

Damned by Chuck Palahniuk (via onewheeledhaystack)

❝ What makes earth feel like hell is our expectation that it should feel like heaven.

Alan BennettThe History Boys (via duttonbooks)

❝ The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things - that you’d thought special, particular to you. And here it is, set down by someone else, a person you’ve never met, maybe even someone long dead. And it’s as if a hand has come out, and taken yours.

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

goodtypography:




“Politely Pissy" A firm, yet polite way of asking for some alone time

goodtypography:

  • Politely Pissy" A firm, yet polite way of asking for some alone time
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